Halloween Countdown: Tickle your funny bone

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetit!

<groan> I know. Kind of silly—but you probably smiled. My mom actually just picked up a serving tray that has skeletons on it and says the same thing. That's actually where I got the idea for the joke from. <grin>

I'm a little bit late (slept in!) but today for the Halloween Countdown, I decided to "dig up" a few kid friendly jokes. Fair warning though, some of them are pretty bad.

Ready? Okay here we go:

What do witches put on their hair.
Scare spray.

What does a ghost eat for lunch?
A BOO-logna sandwich.

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs.

Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up.

When does a ghost have breakfast?
In the moaning.

What song does Dracula hate?
"You Are My Sunshine."

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He had no guts.

What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.

How do you mend a broken Jack-O-Lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!

Speaking of pumpkins, maybe today I'll start looking up ideas for my Jack-O-Lantern carving. Oh, I know it's still too early, but I like to have options. Same with costumes. Hm...maybe that's something to think about too—what creeptastic creature I'll be for Halloween this year. Something warm, I think. It's chilly out there today!

Gotta jet! Hope I made you giggle a little. And don't forget to share your jokes too—comment on my post and I'll send you a copy of Beneath the SOIL, the spookiest book in the Superman Duffy series of graphic novels. See you tomorrow!

~ Chase Superman Duffy