Tuesday, 10 October 2017

Halloween Countdown: 20 Sleeps!

What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher? Lots of blood tests! <grin>

It's Day 11 of my Halloween Countdown, which is the perfect time to lighten things up with 11 funny—and maybe a little cheesy—Halloween jokes I found on the internet. Seriously, these jokes are so funny it's...scary. <grin>

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough medicine?
Because he was having a coffin fit. 

What do skeletons always order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs.

What does Mrs. Ghost serve for dessert?
Ice scream.

Why do witches wear name tags?
So they can tell witch is which.

Why don't angry witches ride their brooms?
They're afraid of flying off the handle. 

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.

What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
Lazy bones. 

How does a girl vampire flirt?
She bats her eyes. 

What do they teach at witch's school?

Which one was YOUR favourite? Do you have some to add? Share them in the comments and you could win a copy of BENEATH THE SOIL, the spookiest Superman Duffy graphic novel in the series.

Gotta jet! See you tomorrow for more spooktacular fun.

~ Chase Superman Duffy

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