<groan> I know. Kind of silly—but even if that joke made you smile a little, it was worth it, right?
Today for the Halloween Countdown, I decided to "dig up" a few kid friendly jokes. Maybe a couple of good belly laughs will help me work off some of those Thanksgiving dinner calories. I ate a lot of food yesterday. And I had planned on going for a run but, well, there's quite a bit of fresh snow on the ground...and it's cold.
So, bad jokes it is! Happy Thanksgiving Monday...have a laugh or two on me. <grin>
What do witches put on their hair.
What does a ghost eat for lunch?
A BOO-logna sandwich.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up.
When does a ghost have breakfast?
In the moaning.
What song does Dracula hate?
"You Are My Sunshine." <ha! Mom sings this one to my sister Amelia all the time.>
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He had no guts.
What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.
How do you mend a broken Jack-O-Lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
Gotta jet! Hope I made you giggle a little. And don't forget to share your jokes too—comment on my post and I'll send you a copy of Beneath the SOIL, the spookiest book in the Superman Duffy series of graphic novels. See you tomorrow!
~ Chase Superman Duffy